(1950~) American Journalist

Success didn't spoil me; I've always been insufferable.


Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.


I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.


The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive - you are leaking.


The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.